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Who's Your Daddy?!
If there is one thing you should really know about me, it should be my love for celebrity junk – gossip! I’m always up-to-date with this stupidity making me one very dependable garbage collector. Normally, I wouldn’t even blog about celebrities. I think it’s a waste of time, really. I just like reading stories about their miserable life to make mine look better. However, this Angelina-Brad Pitt thing is just worthy of all the blog time in the world, and I dare to join the bandwagon. So here it is:
You can guess who the daddy is. Yeah, that’s right, Mr. Pretty Boy.
I fear that their first biological child will be retarded. Two very good-looking people mating will result in an uncontrollable mojo transfer to the fetus. It’s too much for the baby, have mercy! You need to have at least one pretty ugly parent to create a decent looking child. So if you say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ugly, then you must be Stevie Wonder.
Anyway, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are very selfish people. They should have married someone ugly to give hope for the rest of the world, that’s the most humane thing you can do…next to adopting babies.
So the big question is: Why did I even bother writing about these two? The answer is quite simple. For the first time in my celebrity junk indulgence, I envy the celebrities who are supposed to make me feel better. That's why.
Well...It’s Gilmore Girls time!